Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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