More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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