So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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