Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he puts the penis in happiness.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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