two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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