They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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