Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
