The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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