piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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