sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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