i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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