For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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