I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
