well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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