at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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