I'm eating all of the evidence.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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