the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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