Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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