I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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