she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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