is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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