covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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