He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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