What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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