so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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