When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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