belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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