One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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