Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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