just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I touched a dick in church today
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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