Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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