Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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