Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
