STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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