question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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