Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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