This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Randomize
