we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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