erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Randomize
