Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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