Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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