I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You are a genius and a whore.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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