So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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