Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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