I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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