A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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