im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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