I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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