'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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