"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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