I'm drive I can fine osifer
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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