Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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