...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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